You Might Be 8 Months Pregnant If…
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You might be 8 months pregnant if…
…Cleaning the house is all done by foot. You’ve got that toy shuffle down pat.
…Dressing up translates into you actually wearing your own clothes instead of your hubby’s t-shirts.
…You can go from feeling fine to feeling nauseaus, heartburn, and slightly turned on all at the same time.
…When people say “Almost there!” you smile and nod while thinking “Not soon enough!”
…You suddenly discover the need to sort through every drawer and closet in the house.
…You strip down to your underwear the second the other kids are in bed.
…Sleeping requires an army of pillows, which makes getting up three times a night to pee quite tricky.
…You chop your hair off just so you don’t have to do it anymore.
…You wait all day for your husband to come home so he can put away the dishes that go on the bottom shelf.
…You neglect taking those belly shot pictures because you dont want to get dressed up.
Or maybe thats just me.
6 weeks to go!
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oh man, this reminds me why I said never again after the 1st lol. It’s not just you. I hated getting dressed – trying to put on undies at 9months was a challenge and my husband laughed at the process nearly everyday.
Haha–yes it’s horrible!
I’ve got 7 weeks to go here, but I think she’s going to come early. I am so there with you. Yesterday I planned to clean under the kitchen sink, and ended up rearranging every cabinet in my kitchen and scrubbing the floor.
Kudos to you for cleaning the kitchen! It’s amazing what those sudden nesting burst of energy can do for you!
HA! It’s worth getting pictures taken though! Do you have a good local friend who knows her way around photography?
I know, I know I totally should–yours were beautiful! As is your brand new baby. Congrats again!
I’m right there with you – due November 15th and felling all those same things! Thanks for the laugh!!
Good luck in the next several weeks!!
Rofl.. and rings so true! I’m right there with ya – 6 weeks to go on my end as well. Thanks for the laugh. 🙂
Ya and I keep thinking of more things. It’s survival mode now ladies!
Omg.. how similar all our responses are! Pregnancy brain is a REAL thing. 😀
That is me right now! We are working on a belly series, http://dominicandrebekahadams.blogspot.com/p/belly-series.html, and I just cannot bring myself to get dressed enough for the Week 37 photo. Just made my hubby go for a long walk with me to will this baby out!
Hilarious!! I have 5 weeks to go and said “yes” to everything you mentioned;) My personal favorite is when people ask when I am due and when I say 5 weeks…they tell me I look like I am supposed to be due NOW. Since when did it become OK to basically call someone huge just cause they are pregnant? I’m thinking, “Oh gee thanks….I actually thought I looked SMALL!”:)
It is amazing the small things in life that you miss while being pregnant…such as breathing normally, not feeling like every piece of food you eat is trying to burn a hole in your throat, and walking. Oh how I miss walking….
Good luck to you in these last 6 weeks! Trust me…I know its not NEAR soon enough:)
This is right on! I hated getting dressed the last about 7 weeks of my pregnancies. It was torture. Oh and the army of pillows and peeing 3 times a night thing made me burst out laughing! So funny. Hang in there, she’ll be here before you know it(although, it never seemed the case).
I love that Crafty pic!
Aww, I had 3 and I remember how being 8 months pregnant is. Not fun, not fun at all! lol. Just keep telling yourself you are one more day closer to seeing your baby and then smile. Hope you can find some rest and solace during these last 6 weeks.
No way– I’ll be 34 weeks on Monday 😀 Probably only a month left for me, though– I’m having twins and they’re cutting me off at 38 weeks, if I get that far. Fingers crossed for 11-11-11 😉
Twins, wow! You’ll be busy! Good luck!
I have about the same time left! I read this as Im laying in my pillow fort, holding off going to the bathroom, while wearing my spouses shirt and tiger boxers. Classy lol
Right now I’m at the point where every morning I wake up and I’m like ‘oh man, I’m still pregnant!’